I Refudiate You!!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 at 6:06AM A few days ago the one and only Sarah Palin decided to patriotically step outside the English language and start creating her own words. She flat out “refudiated” the hell out of a proposed Ground Zero 13-story, $100 million Mosque to be constructed.
Ok…so Ground Zero sentiments can definitely knock us off our game enough to allow us to make up stupid words. So let’s all apologize, laugh about it and move on.
No…Not Ms. Palin. No…she adjusts her balls and goes another step further and covers-up her made-up word by comparing herself to…..Shakespeare!!
The master of the English language and storytelling. Yes…the man himself. Mr. Shakespeare is who Palin compares herself to.
But it’s OK. Fortunately I have an open mind and decided you know what? If “refudiated” is possibly Shakespearian, then damn it…I’m going to start using it.
So….here’s what’s going to happen. I’ve poured a nice full stout and will now use “refudiated” in a number of sentences, and then I will ask you Dear Reader, to please use “refudiated” in your own sentence in the comments of this blog post.
Refudiated:
Me: “Hey uh…I’m gonna go put the kids to bed, why don’t you ‘refudiate’ yourself in the basement and I’ll be there shortly?”
Grayson: “But dad, I just ‘refudiated’ Macy, I had no clue it would do that to her!!!!”
Macy: “Aaaawwww…I don’t wanna ‘refudiate’ my room dad!!! Geeze!!!”
Wifey: “Did you forget to ‘refudiate’ the toilet again Grayson?”
Me at Work: “Hey, I’m going to need you to take this and ‘refudiate’ it immediately!”
Me Driving: “Nice!!! Real freakin’ nice!!! Go ‘refudiate’ yourself why don’t ya!”
The Wife & I Having Relations: “Please tell me you did NOT just ‘refudiate’ that quickly!!”
It is pretty damn universal! So hey, why don’t you try now! Leave a comment using the word “refudiate” and lets see what you’ve got!
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Reader Comments (21)
I refudiate to believe that you have not made your bed when I have asked you six times to do so!
Also, I hereby refudiate all the times I said horrible things about Sarah Palin and implied that she is stupid. Clearly she is brilliant and a bard for our times.
I simply repudiate to use the word incorrectly and callously compare myself to Shakespeare a brilliant thespian. No. Sarah. not a lesbian a thespian.
I'm racking my brain to find a good use of the word but you took all the good ones. Sooo refudiate you Assjacket!
I refudiate to regurgitate another joke about the brilliant and "educated" Ms. Palin. (After all, she did attend something like 10-odd colleges, didn't she?) lol
It's like smurfing! But different.
I refudiate to play along...
sarah, its time to refudiate and take a break from.... whatever it is your trying to accomplish.
Sarah Palin makes me want to refudiate....ugh typing her name just made me refudiate in my mouth
I'm going to 'Refudiate' your ass through a plate glass window!
DUDE. *gags* Who refudiated?
I gots a gooder one! Not really. We like to play trailer trash Scrabble~if you can use it in a sentence, it's a word. Doesn't have to be spelled right, because, well, it's already wrong. The game moves right along and we've found that alcohol enhances the creativity!
I'd love to sit here and tell you what I really think, but the dog just refudiated all over the carpet. Which is leading me to believe that the label on the box of crayons was refudiating me when they said "NON TOXIC".
What I'm saying is, I'm just too busy to refudiate the topic right now.
Maybe later.
Mass refudiation. It's a beautiful thing.
I wish Sarah Palin would just refudiate the hell up. Doesn't she need to go shopping for her 'bitch mother of the bride" dress? That is if she and Bristol refudiate to each other.
I would not be sad if Sarah Palin was gone by refudiation. (Yea, I took it that one extra step and added a suffix.)
Everytime I see or here Sarah Palin, I refudiate a bit in my mouth.
Oops, HEAR. Apparently the heat has made me as dumb as refudiate Ms. Palin!
Shakespeare just rolled over in his grave and refudiated loudly in protest of Ms. Palin.
Wherefore doth thou refudiate thy bumpit, sweet Sarah?