A Rookie Mistake
Tuesday, October 2, 2012 at 6:06AM So, I screwed up.
I made a very rookie parenting mistake. It’s the rookiest of all rookie parenting mistakes.
I make the kids lunches every morning. It’s my minimal contribution to the day. So, yesterday morning I go in the kitchen to begin this thankless process of packing a delicious, healthy meal which my kids will only eat half of.
I throw four pieces of bread down, grab the mayo, mustard, turkey, lettuce and cheese and immediately notice the counter is full. No room for me to work my sandwich magic.
What’s taking up so much room? A big package of Halloween Oreos. So, I pick it up and it’s surprisingly light. A bit astonished at this since we just bought the package yesterday, I open it to see how many are left.
One. One cookie is left.
All I want to do is throw this damn package away since it’s taking up crucial counter space needed for me to get my sandwich makin’ business on.
I grab a plastic bag, throw the cookie in it and toss it into one of the kids’ lunch pouches. Then, I throw the empty package away.
BOOM! Problem solved.
I finish making their delicious lunches, throw their lunch pouches in their book bags…my work here is done.
Fast forward to 8 hours later. I’m cranking away at work when I get a text from the wife who’s picking up the little bastards at school. And that’s when the rookie mistake slams me in the balls…..
Immediately I feel like the biggest asshole ever. My little girl is sitting in the back of a car, crying because her daddy that she loves so much decided to deny her a round, crumbly, chocolate Halloween treat in her lunch. In her brain I might as well have reached my hand into her chest and ripped her heart in two.
Not only that, my hands are now tainted with favoritism and she has proof which no doubt will be rubbed in my face for the rest of my life. The infamous "Halloween Oreo cookie my daddy loves my brother more than me" incident.
I can see myself sitting across from my strung-out daughter and a therapist during the taping of an Intervention TV episode 10 years from now learning that she uses crack to fill the void left by the uneven treatment in distributing Halloween Oreos within the family.
I couldn’t have that. I will not turn my daughter into crack addict!!
So, I did this:
Reader Comments (21)
So good! Also, you just saved me a huge headache for my own future intervention. Thank you!